“If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.”

Union Man
Song lyrics, Hawks & Doves (1980)

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Source: Think (1999), Chapter Five, God, p. 191

Source: Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work

Source: Letters to a Young Contrarian

OSCON 2002
Context: J. C. Watts is the only black member of the Republican Party in leadership. He's going to resign from Congress. He's been there seven and a half years. He's had enough. Nobody can believe it. Nobody in Washington can believe it.... In an interview two days ago, Watts said, Here's the problem with Washington: "If you are explaining, you are losing." If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't, if it takes three seconds to make them understand, you're off their radar screen. Three seconds to understand, or you lose. This is our problem. Six years after this battle began, we're still explaining. We're still explaining and we are losing. They frame this as a massive battle to stop theft, to protect property.... They extend copyrights perpetually. They don't get how that in itself is a form of theft. A theft of our common culture. We have failed in getting them to see what the issues here are and that's why we live in this place where a tradition speaks of freedom and their controls take it away.

Source: Apathy and Other Small Victories

Source: Boy, Snow, Bird