“If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.”
Lawrence Block (1938) American writer
Interview, New York Times, Dec 1, 2015. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/22/business/international/indonesia-economy-interest-rates.html?_r=0 <br class="br">2015
“If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.”
Lawrence Block (1938) American writer
“Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.”
E.M. Forster (1879–1970) English novelist
“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.”
Richard M. Sherman (1928) American songwriter
From Mary Poppins, 1964
Robertson Davies book A Voice from the Attic
A Voice from the Attic (1960)
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;”
T.S. Eliot (1888–1965) 20th century English author
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (1915)
Source: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock and Other Poems
Context: Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
For I have known them all already, known them all: —
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong… with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
Glorious (1997)
Variant: I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup.
Source: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
“Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover.”
Stephen King book The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three
Source: The Drawing of the Three
“Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon.”
Lilith Saintcrow (1976) American writer
Source: Betrayals
“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
Scott Adams (1957) cartoonist, writer
Dilbert Blog, Sleepless in California, 2006-07-21, http://web.archive.org/20060814050102/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/sleepless_in_ca.html, 2006-08-14 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/sleepless_in_ca.html,
“It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”
Alanis Morissette (1974) Canadian-American singer-songwriter
"Ironic"
Jagged Little Pill (1995)