“A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.”
P. J. O'Rourke (1947) American journalist
Modern Manners (1983)
Song lyrics, Highway 61 Revisited (1965), Ballad of a Thin Man
“A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.”
P. J. O'Rourke (1947) American journalist
Modern Manners (1983)
Warren Buffett (1930) American business magnate, investor, and philanthropist
As quoted in Warren Buffett Speaks: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Greatest Investor (1997) by Janet C. Lowe, pp. 165-166
Context: I don't have a problem with guilt about money. The way I see it is that my money represents an enormous number of claim checks on society. It is like I have these little pieces of paper that I can turn into consumption. If I wanted to, I could hire 10,000 people to do nothing but paint my picture every day for the rest of my life. And the GNP would go up. But the utility of the product would be zilch, and I would be keeping those 10,000 people from doing AIDS research, or teaching, or nursing. I don't do that though. I don't use very many of those claim checks. There's nothing material I want very much. And I'm going to give virtually all of those claim checks to charity when my wife and I die.
Richard Pryor (1940–2005) American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, writer, and MC
Criticizing charities like the National Multiple Sclerosis Society (Pryor suffered from multiple sclerosis) for their animal studies; as quoted in "Pryor Fought Animal Abuse" by Lisa Lange, in Albuquerque Journal (15 December 2005)
Jack London (1876–1916) American author, journalist, and social activist
"Confession" in Complete Works of Jack London, Delphi Classics, 2013
Variant: Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
“Patzer sees a check, gives a check.”
Bobby Fischer (1943–2008) American chess prodigy, chess player, and chess writer
1960s, My 60 Memorable Games (1969)
George W. Bush (1946) 43rd President of the United States
Remarks during a 2002 White House meeting referring to Bush's second tax cut proposal, as recalled by then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill. Reported in Ron Suskind (2004), The Price of Loyalty, ISBN 0-7432-5545-3.
Attributed, Private/attributed
Don Cherry (1934) ice hockey coach, television commentator
In the "Crease Crashers" segment of the <i>Rock'Em Sock'Em Six</i> hockey highlights video.
Indra Nooyi (1955) Indian-born, naturalized American, business executive
Top 15 quotes from PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi