“I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood. Over there, they call it Ask body spray. If you don't get that joke, then you're not racist.”

“The dream on the pillow,
That flits with the day,
The leaf of the willow
A breath wears away;
The dust on the blossom,
The spray on the sea;
Ay,—ask thine own bosom—
Are emblems of thee.”

“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”

“If I see a jacker comin' my way, I load my AK,
Don't think I won't spray, it'll be yo last day.”

“I think American white conservatives and white liberals are, by and large, both racist. But the liberals believe they’re not racists—in fact, they believe in nothing else with so much commitment. They insist they don't have a racist bone in their bodies; they don't even see race; they were over that a long time ago.”

“(Television) Spray and wash gets out what America gets into. (Sylvia) Send some to El Salvador.”

“A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth.”

“And also… well… i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms."
What'd they say?"
Over their dead bodies."
What did you say?"
I asked whether they wanted to be burie or cremated.”

“Only, from the long line of spray”

“#trump doesn't have a racist bone in his body. Don't buy into the lie!”