Charlie Sheen quote: “Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way.”

“Oh, don't cry, I'm so sorry I cheated so much, but that's the way things are.”

Vladimir Nabokov book Lolita

Variant: Don't cry, I'm sorry to have deceived you so much, but that's how life is.
Source: Lolita

“Plan for ways to get more enjoyment into your life and you will get more joy out of it.”

Jay Samit (1961) American businessman

Source: Disrupt You! (2015), p. 51

“I eat as much as I ever did, I drink more than I should, and my sex life is none of your goddamned business.”

John Wayne (1907–1979) American film actor

Playboy interview, May 1971

“I love acting. It is so much more real than life.”

Oscar Wilde book The Picture of Dorian Gray

Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Our partnership is so much more than that, and in a lot of ways it’s so much better.”

Scott Moir (1987) Canadian figure skater

Tessa Virtue, quoted in "Scott & Tessa Say Their Relationship Is “So Much Better” than People Imagine" http://www.flare.com/celebrity/scott-tessa-say-their-relationship-is-so-much-better-than-people-imagine/ (26 February 2018)
Partnership with Tessa Virtue, Tessa Virtue about Moir

“Our partnership is so much more than that, and in a lot of ways it’s so much better.”

Tessa Virtue (1989) Canadian ice dancer

Tessa Virtue, quoted in "Scott & Tessa Say Their Relationship Is “So Much Better” than People Imagine" http://www.flare.com/celebrity/scott-tessa-say-their-relationship-is-so-much-better-than-people-imagine/ (26 February 2018)
Partnership with Scott Moir, Tessa Virtue about Moir