
“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Press conference, reported in Jacob Bogage, " ‘I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard', Trump says of Democratic convention https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/29/i-wanted-to-hit-a-couple-of-those-speakers-so-hard-trump-says-of-dem-convention-critics/", The Washington Post (July 29, 2016).
2010s, 2016, July
“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
As quoted in "The Braves' Chipper Jones carries weight of .400" in The Los Angeles Times (13 June 2008) http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/13/sports/sp-jones13
“I'm ready. They hit me hard. I hit them hard. Doesn't matter who hits. What matters is results.”
Steve Schrader (April 13, 2008) "What the NBC microphones picked up: Predator taunting", Detroit Free Press.
Dr. Stan Lorber, team doctor on the Globetrotters' Russian trip
Strength
Speaking to police officers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFgjNPiq9Cw at Suffolk County Community College, Long Island (28 July 2017)
2010s, 2017, July
“You don’t know if they got a ham sandwich in their hand they’re gonna hit you with or what!”
Context: Well, first of all, if you’re not—if you’ve never been on a soap box, it’s sort of awkward. You get up on a chair, and you look out—‘specially when the guy will precede you by saying “And the next speaker is Bill Bailey, a member of the Marine Workers Industrial Union, and a great—and this, and on—“, you know. They give you a big razzle-dazzle, and you get up there and you look out over a couple of hundred faces… Nobody’s laughing, no expression, you know, no nothing… You don’t know if they got a ham sandwich in their hand they’re gonna hit you with or what! And you’re supposed to razzle-dazzle them, you know, stir them, you know, really get ‘em up to where they’re screamin’ “Bloody murder!” Well, you know, and you get up there, and you’re mouth is dry, you know. Butterflies in your stomach. I mean, you’re complete emotional, ready to collapse, and the first thing you said to yourself, “I wish an earthquake takes place at this very minute,” you know. But anyway…! Like anything else, you take a deep breath, and you say your first word. And the second one comes out a little bit easier, after you get the word “Fellow-worker”, you know, out of your mouth—that’s the way it is. Then, bit by bit, you start warming up.
“I see a lot of guys who look stylish at the plate, but they don't hit the ball very often.”
Following up on manager Harry Walker's statement,"as long as he keeps hitting like he has, I'm not changing his style"; as quoted in "SPORTS BEAT: Bucco Ship Needs Clemente's Big Bat"
Baseball-related, <big><big>1960s</big></big>, <big>1965</big>
“Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply."”
But not in those words.
The Woody Allen Companion (1993) edited by StephenJ. Spignesi, Ch. 7.