“One can say everything best over a meal.”

“A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger.”

“Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself.”

“The "trickle-down" theory: the principle that the poor, who must subsist on table scraps dropped by the rich, can best be served by giving the rich bigger meals.”

“Life should always be like this…. Like lingering over a good meal.”

“One could define the administrative department by saying that it includes everything that is not part of the other departments, but one can define it in a more positive manner by saying that it is specifically responsible for;”

“One night at the diner over eggs,
Over easy she showed me the length of her legs,
But that gold plated cross on her neck, it was real
And you don't get that kind of money from pushing a meal.”

“No matter how much money you earn, you can only eat three meals a day and sleep in one bed.”

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

“In my experience, the best way to deal with such people is to politely agree with everything they say, then ignore them.”