“Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.”

—  Roger Ebert

Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/resident-evil-apocalypse-2004 of Resident Evil: Apocalypse (10 September 2004)
Reviews, Half-star reviews

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American film critic, author, journalist, and TV presenter 1942–2013

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