“Audience Member: Hey Mitch, I got something to put in that pipe for ya!”

— Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg: Oh, I bet you do! Only don't think about the fact that there might be police around! What have you got there, we... dope? You fucking doper? [beat] Arrest that dude!!
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American stand-up comedian 1968–2005

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