“Probably. That doesn't make you into one.”

“A hundred years ago, it became clear that most events at the level of the subatomic are random, uncaused, indeterministic quantum events—merely matters of probability. Locate an electron on one side of a steel barrier it doesn't have the energy to penetrate. There is some probability that the next time you detect it, the electron will be on the other side of the barrier it can't penetrate. But there are no facts about the electron that explain why sometimes it does this and sometimes it doesn't. At the basement level of reality, there are just probabilities.”

“Education doesn't make you smarter.”

“So you can make me cum; that doesn't make you Jesus.”

“Liking someone doesn't make you weak.”

“The world doesn't make sense until you force it to.”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“Whatever makes you weird, is probably your greatest asset.”

“And although one broken heart doesn't make me an expert in the subject, I believe you need both things - time and an emotional replacement - to fully mend one.”

“One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.”