“"Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath."
"I never knew baths had veins," protested Gabrilowitsch."
"I never knew his great-grandfather had a ba—" began Falcovsky derisively.”

"The Idol's Eye", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 32.

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