“I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath.”

“All our great spiritual leaders are dead. Moses is dead, Muhammad is dead, Buddha is dead, the Reverend Jim Jones is dead, and I'm not feeling so hot myself!”

“I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot."
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“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”

“I never dreamed of being an actor, but I'm beginning to love it more and more because I like challenging myself. When I feel like I'm not learning or having fun anymore, then I'll stop.”

“Poetry is not the most important thing in life… I'd much rather lie in a hot bath reading Agatha Christie and sucking sweets.”

“There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.”

“But the thing that makes me really messed up is the contradiction: when I'm not hating myself, I feel righteous and victmized. Like the world is so unfair.”

“Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.”

“I feel safe with him because he is so not my ideal and I feel like I can be myself because I'm not in love with him.”