„I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis.“

— Howard Stern

Stated at the beginning of his radio show on 13 September 2006.

Last update Feb. 23, 2021.

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American radio personality 1954

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„A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, "Oh my God — I'm turning into my mother!"“

— Sarah Silverman American comedian and actress 1970

Jesus Is Magic (2005)

Night, God

„I pray thee let me and my fellow have
A haire of the dog that bit us last night.“

— John Heywood English writer known for plays, poems and a collection of proverbs 1497 - 1580

Part I, chapter 11.
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
Variant: A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.

Night, Dogs

„Cured yesterday of my disease,
I died last night of my physician.“

— Matthew Prior British diplomat, poet 1664 - 1721

The Remedy Worse than the Disease (1714).

Night, Disease

„Since last night I've had countless threats to cut my head off. I have [contacted] police over 200 death threats. No arrests.“

— Tommy Robinson English right-wing activist 1982

Tweet quoted in "Woolwich Beheading: EDL Leader Tommy Robinson Tweets Own Death Threats", Internation Business Times (23 May 2013) http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tommy-robinson-edl-death-threats-woolwich-terrorism-470472
2013

Night, Death

„Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again“

— Michael Ondaatje, book The English Patient

Source: The English Patient

Night, Heart

„Immeasurable pain!
My dreaming soul last night was king again.
As in past days
I wandered through the Palace of Delight,
And in my dream
Down grassy garden-ways
Glided my chariot, smoother than a summer stream;
There was moonlight,
The trees were blossoming,
And a faint wind softened the air of night,
For it was spring.“

— Li Yu (Southern Tang) ruler of the Southern Tang Kingdom in ancient China 937 - 978

《望江南》 ("Immeasurable Pain"), as translated by Arthur Waley in The Temple (1923), p. 144
Original: (zh) 多少恨，昨夜梦魂中。还似旧时游上苑，车如流水马如龙。花月正春风。

Night, Summer, Past, Tree

„My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.“

— Woody Allen American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician 1935

Night

„Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand.“

— William S. Burroughs, book Naked Lunch

Habit Notes continued
Naked Lunch (1959)

Night

„I was hanging out the other night with a bunch of friends I've known forever. They were saying, "Look at you. You've grown into a swan." I looked at them and said, "My awkward phase lasted about three years longer than all of yours combined." I related to the physical and emotional awkwardness Mia goes through. She has incredibly low self-esteem. A lot of my life was spent having the same thing, but I'm getting over that now.“

— Anne Hathaway American actress 1982

As quoted in "Anne Hathaway : Royal Role" by Jeffrey Epstein at E! Online (20 July 2001)

Night, Life

„My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends —
It gives a lovely light.“

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, book A Few Figs from Thistles

Misattributed
Source: Edna St. Vincent Millay, in "First Fig" from A Few Figs from Thistles (1920); said to be a motto Roald Dahl lived by.

Night, Light, Love

„my candle burns at both ends it will not last the night but arh my friends and oh my foes it gives a lovely light“

— Roald Dahl, book Boy

Edna St. Vincent Millay, in "First Fig" from A Few Figs from Thistles (1920); said to be a motto Roald Dahl lived by.
Misattributed
Variant: My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends —
It gives a lovely light.
Source: Boy: Tales of Childhood

Night, Light, Love

„I had started to become interested in the punk scene and started to dress differently than a lot of the kids in Grand Rapids, Michigan were dressing. And I got my nose pierced and I started to shave my head and dye my hair and wear a lot of black. And so I looked like somebody that might be arrested… I was a bit of a class clown, usually the one that people would get to do the things that they were afraid to get in trouble for… On graduation night, I was arrested… I had a boyfriend at the time who was a couple centuries older than I was and I'd convinced him that we should go and glue the locks of the school so that people couldn't get in the morning. And lo and behold, they had a security guard because it was graduation night and they were concerned that idiots like me might try and do something like that.“

— Gillian Anderson American-British film, television and theatre actress, activist and writer 1968

On her teenage punk years and being arrested on graduation night — NPR "Gillian Anderson On 'The Fall' And Getting Arrested In High School" http://www.npr.org/2013/12/07/249240231/gillian-anderson-on-the-fall-and-getting-arrested-in-high-school/ (December 7, 2013)
2010s

Night, Time, School, People

„[Writing songs] is no different than explaining to somebody what you dreamed last night: No one ever gives you crap for what you dreamed last night. "I was laying in my bed, and all of a sudden a stallion jumped on my bed and the next thing I know I was in Mars but it looked like my kitchen"... That's kind of what I do with my songs, write them in a dream-like manner. It's up to people to swallow it however they want.“

— Jason Mraz American singer-songwriter 1977

[Christina, Fuoco, http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/7600127/jason_mraz_goes_to_school, Jason Mraz Goes to School, Rolling Stone, 2 September 2007, 2007-09-28]

Night, Dreams, People