„I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis.“

Stated at the beginning of his radio show on 13 September 2006.

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„I pray thee let me and my fellow have
A haire of the dog that bit us last night.“

—  John Heywood English writer known for plays, poems and a collection of proverbs 1497 - 1580

Part I, chapter 11.
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Variant: A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.

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„Cured yesterday of my disease,
I died last night of my physician.“

—  Matthew Prior British diplomat, poet 1664 - 1721

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„Since last night I've had countless threats to cut my head off. I have [contacted] police over 200 death threats. No arrests.“

—  Tommy Robinson English right-wing activist 1982

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„Immeasurable pain!
My dreaming soul last night was king again.
As in past days
I wandered through the Palace of Delight,
And in my dream
Down grassy garden-ways
Glided my chariot, smoother than a summer stream;
There was moonlight,
The trees were blossoming,
And a faint wind softened the air of night,
For it was spring.“

—  Li Yu (Southern Tang) ruler of the Southern Tang Kingdom in ancient China 937 - 978

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Original: (zh) 多少恨,昨夜梦魂中。还似旧时游上苑,车如流水马如龙。花月正春风。

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„My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.“

—  Woody Allen American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician 1935

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„My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends —
It gives a lovely light.“

—  Edna St. Vincent Millay, book A Few Figs from Thistles

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Source: Edna St. Vincent Millay, in "First Fig" from A Few Figs from Thistles (1920); said to be a motto Roald Dahl lived by.

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„my candle burns at both ends it will not last the night but arh my friends and oh my foes it gives a lovely light“

—  Roald Dahl, book Boy

Edna St. Vincent Millay, in "First Fig" from A Few Figs from Thistles (1920); said to be a motto Roald Dahl lived by.
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Variant: My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends —
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„My hair is grey, but not with years,
Nor grew it white
In a single night,
As men's have grown from sudden fears.“

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„I was so sick last night I
Didn't hardly know my mind.
So sick last night I
Didn't know my mind.
I drunk some bad licker that
Almost made me blind.“

—  Langston Hughes American writer and social activist 1902 - 1967

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