“If people spit in my face, my response is a kick to the balls. I don't recommend that to others.”

—  Lars Gule

About responding to abuse on the internet, as quoted in Ingvild Berg, "Kurser seg for å takle ekstreme meninger på nett" ("Takes courses for tackling extreme opinions on the web",) http://www.aftenposten.no/kultur/Kurser-seg-for--takle-ekstreme-meninger-p-nett-6705587.html#.T55Ym-LI_3I Aftenposten, 24 November 2011.

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Hvis folk spytter meg i trynet, svarer jeg med et spark i balla. Det anbefaler jeg ikke til andre.

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