“Hey Ballmer, suck my yellow balls”
This comment was reported as being a response to Microsoft's offer to buy Nintendo in "How Nintendo boss silenced Steve Ballmer" The Inquirer (7 January 2005) http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=20547, and other news sites, but it actually derives from a parody article "Pride" http://middaysoftware.com/MinhsBlogs/articles/223.aspx that was purportedly to be in the February 2005 issue of Wired magazine, and which first appeared on the web at a Spanish gaming site, Gamerah.com http://www.gamerah.com/noticias.php?bias=180#180 <br class="br"> "Microsoft's Ballmer beat off Asian genital challenge" ~ The Register (7 January 2005) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/07/ballmer_nintendo_ceo/ <br class="br"> "Nintendo Responds to Fake Interview" ~ Advanced Media Network (8 January 2005) http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=4086 <br class="br">Misattributed
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