“All women love a good geek, and those who tell you otherwise are lying.”

“Life must be rich and full of loving--it's no good otherwise, no good at all, for anyone.”

Jack Kerouac (1922–1969) American writer

“I have, all my life long, been lying till noon; yet I tell all young men, and tell them with great sincerity, that nobody who does not rise early will ever do any good.”

Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) English writer

“Life is pain… anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something”

Christopher Paolini book Eragon

“… it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.'
'hello. Dave was BRITISH.”

Meg Cabot (1967) Novelist

“You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all. But let all you tell be truth.”

James Burgh (1714–1775) British politician

“You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all, but let all you tell be truth.”

Horace Mann (1796–1859) American politician

“After All I've Done For you, you're lying. Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth?”

Jon Bon Jovi (1962) American singer and musician

“I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke.”

Jason Statham (1967) English actor, film producer, martial artist and former diver

“The punishment of those who have loved women too much is to love them forever.”

Joseph Joubert (1754–1824) French moralist and essayist