“All women love a good geek, and those who tell you otherwise are lying.”

“Life must be rich and full of loving--it's no good otherwise, no good at all, for anyone.”

“I have, all my life long, been lying till noon; yet I tell all young men, and tell them with great sincerity, that nobody who does not rise early will ever do any good.”

“Life is pain… anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something”

“… it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.'
'hello. Dave was BRITISH.”

“You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all. But let all you tell be truth.”

“You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all, but let all you tell be truth.”

“After All I've Done For you, you're lying. Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth?”

“I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke.”

“The punishment of those who have loved women too much is to love them forever.”