“Did you know that Tomasz Kuszczak is worth 57 points in scrabble”

“The only time it's ok to yell out 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing Scrabble…because it's worth a shitload of points.”

“Anyone worth knowing breaks once. Once. No shame, no foul if you survive it. You did.”

“I did. It's not something that I'm proud of. It was a mistake … But you know, I'm not going to. I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.”

“I think half the point of painting a picture is that you don't know what will happen … that if painters did know what was going to happen they wouldn't bother to do it.”

“Worry not that no one knows you; seek to be worth knowing.”

“I need you to know that no matter what happens, it was worth it to me. Being with you, loving you. It was all worth it.”

“You must master the vices. You know that if a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well. If, however, a thing is not worth doing then it's worth doing fabulously, amazingly, with grace, style and panache.”

“It takes long practice, yes. You have to work. Did you think you could snap your fingers, and have it as a gift? What is worth having is worth working for.”

“A bit is worth 10,000 basis points.”