“I was madder than a pervert with palsy trying to open up a condom wrapper, I'll tell you what.”
Larry the Cable Guy (1963) American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist
Morning Constitutions (2007)
“I was madder than a quadriplegic with a stag full of scratch off tickets, I'll tell you what.”
Morning Constitutions (2007)
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