“I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds. 14 people showed up, it was overcast.”

— Jay London

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American comedian 1966

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“I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds. 14 people showed up, it was overcast.”

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