“Mockery; the righteousness of fools everywhere.”

“My,' she said. 'We're lucky that you found the place.'
We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on wood. There was wood everywhere in that apartment to knock on too.”

“There are three kinds of fools in this world, fools proper, educated fools and rich fools. The world persists because of the folly of these fools.”

“More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows.”

“The Gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.”

“There is no fool like an educated fool…”

“Only a fool can't be fooled.”

“He who poses as a fool is not a fool.”

“3570. No Fool like the old Fool.”

“I fool you. I fool everyone.”