“When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16 … at which time you plug the bunghole.”

— Mark Twain

The quote "When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until …" is famous quote attributed to Mark Twain (1835–1910), American author and humorist.

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American author and humorist 1835–1910

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