“Sometimes I think,” he told Tex, “that Th’Wing thinks that I am an idiot studying hard to become a moron—but flunking the course.”

“Sometime I think; and sometime I am.”

“What kind of idiot do you think I am?”

“Sometimes, I think Bill forgets that I am sixteen. But I am very happy that he does.”

“I think I am mad sometimes.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me… only he's an imbecile.”

“Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)”

““What kind of idiot do you think I am?”
”I have no idea what kind of idiot you are,” Miss Jesczenka said. “That’s why I’m asking.””

“What are you, in love with her?" Travis says. "You're staring like an idiot."
The weird thing is, I think I am.”

“It's strange because sometimes, I read a book, and I think I am the people in the book.”