“Owning a portfolio of value stocks is the equivalent of wearing a Nehru jacket over a pair of bell bottom trousers.”

“Our portfolio was more of a Roach Motel-stocks came in and never left. This was exciting.”

“Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them.”

“In addition, Master Twinkle seems convinced that someone is denying him a pair of stripey trousers.”

“The greater the potential for reward in the value portfolio, the less risk there is.”

“I hate pockets in trousers … By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.”

“(Voice on television) Mom, can a douche make you feel more confident? (Sylvia) Not like a good stock portfolio.”

“Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas.”

“Some see in this change a triumph of Nehru over Gandhi. They, of course, do not mean Nehru as a person for Nehru was merely a symbol and he represented, in his own way, a typical response, the response of a defeated nation trying to restore its self-respect and self-confidence through self-repudiation and identification with the ways of the victors. The approach was not altogether unjustified at one time. It had its compulsions and it had also a survival value for us. But its increasing influence can mean no good to us.”

“You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”