“If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.”
“Please note: if you think the above is offensive, it is of course a joke and you did not get it. If you do not find it offensive, it is of course not a joke, and you did not get it. This is not a joke. Get it?”
Re: Preventing a class from being instantiated http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3216091792432486@naggum.net.html (Usenet article).
Usenet articles, Miscellaneous
Help us to complete the source, original and additional information
Erik Naggum 118
Norwegian computer programmer 1965–2009Related quotes

The Daily Show
Source: Visibile in Bill de Blasio's Questionable Joke http://www.cc.com/video-clips/g0ng5b/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-bill-de-blasio-s-questionable-joke, CC.com, 12 aprile 2016.

“You know who LOVES to get fisted? Sock puppets. That joke is adorable!”
Completely Serious (2007)

“Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.”
Re: Lisp Machines considered Inferior http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.lisp/msg/e8006d8ddc903c45 (Usenet article).
Usenet articles, Miscellaneous

Source: Allan Brown (August 1, 2004) "Benefits of being game for a laugh - Edinburgh Festival", The Sunday Times.

Source: Blue Mars (1996), Chapter 14, “Phoenix Lake” (p. 748)

“You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive.”
"Rain Man"
2000s, Encore (2004)