“I asked a teacher what the opposite of a miracle was and she, without thinking, I assume, said it was an act of God.
You shouldn't say something like that to the kind of kid who will grow up to be a writer; we have long memories.”

—  Terry Pratchett

"I create gods all the time - now I think one might exist" (2008)

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