“Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love,
But—why did you kick me down stairs?”

“It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.”

“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”

“You gave me the key to your heart, my love, then why did you make me knock?”

“He looked the boy up and down as if he had never seen a child before and wasn't quite sure what he was supposed to do with one: eat it, ignore it or kick it down the stairs.”

“A man falls in love just as he falls down stairs. It is an accident. ”

“If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs …
Love for sale.”

“Well I don't know why I came here tonight.
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.”

“Goodbye, Hari, my love. Remember always--all you did for me.”
           
-I did nothing for you.”
           
-You loved me and your love made me--human.”

“You gave me the key of your heart, my love;
Then why did you make me knock?
Oh that was yesterday, saints above!
And last night—I changed the lock!”