“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.”

“When people kill themselves, they think they're ending the pain, but all they're doing is passing it on to those they leave behind.”

“When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?”

“The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.”

“That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.”

“And it's the same when there's a war on: it's the men who go to fight
Women and children are civilians, when they're killed it's not right
Men kill men in uniform, its the way war goes
When they run they're cowards, when they stay they are heroes.”

“I like people. They're entertaining. I just may laugh at different things than most people.”

“Laughing is just another way of showing people your wise”

“One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.”

“The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.”