“Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else—cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments—as long as the paperwork’s filled out properly. And in on time.”

—  Connie Willis, Bellwether

Source: Bellwether (1996), Chapter 4 “Rapids”, Section 1 (p. 140)

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