“What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded.
Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.”
Source: City of Fallen Angels
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PENN Address (2004)
Context: It's not everywhere in fashion these days, Americanism. Not very big in Europe, truth be told. No less on Ivy League college campuses. But it all depends on your definition of Americanism.
Me, I'm in love with this country called America. I'm a huge fan of America, I'm one of those annoying fans, you know the ones that read the CD notes and follow you into bathrooms and ask you all kinds of annoying questions about why you didn't live up to that...
I'm that kind of fan. I read the Declaration of Independence and I've read the Constitution of the United States, and they are some liner notes, dude. As I said yesterday I made my pilgrimage to Independence Hall, and I love America because America is not just a country, it's an idea.
“Look, it's not you. It's, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”
Source: Demon from the Dark

“I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily.
Ezra smiled. "Can I come?”
Source: Pretty Little Liars

Interview by Bill Moyers on Bill Moyers' World Of Ideas (17 October 1988); transcript http://www.pbs.org/moyers/faithandreason/print/pdfs/woi%20asimov1.pdf (page 6) - audio (20:12) http://www.pbs.org/moyers/faithandreason/media_players/asimovwoi_audio.html
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“Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.”
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“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."”
track 3, "Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler"
Mitch All Together (2003)

13 April 2016
The Daily Show
Source: Visible at 1:30 North Korea's Letter to America http://www.cc.com/video-clips/0zxgxu/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-north-korea-s-letter-to-america, CC.com, 13 aprile 2016.