“Bite me, Harry Potter.”

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”

“I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me.”

“And thrice do I say to thee… bite me.”

“My stories run up and bite me in the leg — I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.”

“My baby is alright,
She doesn't mind a bit of dirt,
She says 'Horror vampire bat bite, sex vampire, how I wish those bats would bite',
Woooooah! Bite! Bite! Release the bats!”

“The playful nip denotes the bite, but it does not denote what would be denoted by the bite.”

“what if a dawn of a doom of a dream
bites this universe in two,
peels forever out of it's grave
and sprinkles nowhere with me and you?”

“Dear me," said Will, and he took another bite of his apple. "Is it because I'm better-looking than you?”

“It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off!”