“I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.”

“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”

“My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.”

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“You piss me off you Salmon… You're too expensive in restaurants.”

“… the other day, I went to a chiropractor. He's just a regular chiropractor. Whenever I meet someone who doesn't know me, they say, 'Oh you're the guy who bites the heads off everything.' I get kind of cheesed off with it, but at least they remember. The thing that pisses me off is that that's not what I'm about. If that's what you think Ozzy Osbourne's about, then you're way off.”

“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”

“She thought I was… soulful, by which I think she means that I don't say much and I always look vaguely pissed off.”

“I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.”