“I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.”
Source: Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
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“A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
Definition of a baby, quoted by Colin Blakemore in his 1976 Reith Lectures, Mechanics of the Mind
The earliest print occurrence is credited to Elizabeth I. Adamson in the July 1937 issue of Reader's Digest, according to Quote Investigator https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/01/10/baby/#note-15186-10.
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"Not Waving But Drowning"
Not Waving but Drowning (1957)
“Poetry is not a mere shuffling of dead words or even a corralling of live ones.”
Source: Poetry and Craft (1965), p. 89

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