“If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?”

“well i think its quite obvious that if you're going to rely on something to carry your wishes, you might as well know where exactly it has come from and where it intends on going”

“If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

“If you're going to do something stupid—and we all do—it might as well be a brave and foolish thing.”

“It's funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn't really know them at all.”

“In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”

“Rules and Things Number 63: Never, Ever Say Something Bad About Someone You Don't Know--Especially When You're Around a Bunch of Strangers. You Never Can Tell Who Might Be Kin to That Person or Who Might Be a Lip-Flapping, Big-Mouth Spy.”

“If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air.”

“I supposed if you were going to make a career of breaking laws, you might as well know them.”

“If something doesn't creep into a drawing that you're not prepared for, you might as well not have drawn it.”