“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”

Source: Dark Side of the Moon

Source: Magic Slays

Water, written by Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, and Kelley Lovelace.
Song lyrics, American Saturday Night (2009)

Source: Meditations in an Emergency

What I learned, loved and lost as a trans Zumba addict (2018)

Fox News interview (May 2004)
Context: There are four ways in which you can spend money. You can spend your own money on yourself. When you do that, why then you really watch out what you’re doing, and you try to get the most for your money. Then you can spend your own money on somebody else. For example, I buy a birthday present for someone. Well, then I’m not so careful about the content of the present, but I’m very careful about the cost. Then, I can spend somebody else’s money on myself. And if I spend somebody else’s money on myself, then I’m sure going to have a good lunch! Finally, I can spend somebody else’s money on somebody else. And if I spend somebody else’s money on somebody else, I’m not concerned about how much it is, and I’m not concerned about what I get. And that’s government. And that’s close to 40% of our national income.

"Out Seeing The Fields"
Out Seeing The Fields (2007)

Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 607

The Nasty Bits (2006)