“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
“Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.”
Source: Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
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Haruki Murakami 655
Japanese author, novelist 1949Related quotes
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It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes http://twainquotes.com/, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002)
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“Woman is a masterpiece of art to be admired and appreciated in her universal beauty.”
Original: La donna è un capolavoro d'arte da ammirare ed apprezzare nella sua bellezza universale.
Source: prevale.net
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
Variant: First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.