“Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.”

—  Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope… 1927–1996

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