“Housework can kill you if done right.”
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“Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.”
Source: The Prince of Tides, character Henry Wingo, chapter 2, page 53 (e-book edition)

“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”

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Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu'il a été proprement fait.
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A variant, "Behind every great fortune there is a great crime," has appeared as a quotation of Balzac; but it may have originated in a paraphrase in The Oil Barons: Men of Greed and Grandeur (1971) by Richard O'Connor, p. 47: "Balzac maintained that behind every great fortune there is a great crime." It also appears at the beginning of the novel "The Godfather," published two years earlier.
Le Père Goriot (1835)

Quoted in "Stalin's Generals" - Page 338 - by Harold Shukman - History - 2002

Source: Pandemonium Magazine, Vol#29 - April 1995: "Layne Staley Unchained"

“All Children Have Brain Damage!”
Source: Childhood

Source: The Boy Crisis (2018), pp. 229