“For me starting the day without a pot of tea would be a day forever out of kilter.”

“I smoke pot every day, and I love it!”

“The day i stop enjoying football is the day ill go to drink tea with my mom”

“You gave me forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”

“The scattered tea goes with the leaves and every day a sunset dies.”

“Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.”

“Back then it was a very realistic thing for me. My own thing was, you know, wake up at 5 in the afternoon, it's dark out, hang out, maybe take a shower, then start drinking, start smoking pot, go out with friends, get wasted.”

“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”

“Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?—how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.”

“I never thought I'd see the day
when murder would become so commonplace.
Hardly a minute ever goes by
without a murder taking place. And why?
Well, for a start, the punishment's not hard:
they sentence you to life but you're out in no time.”