“You're judging her by her literacy," Tara says. "You're a literacist."

"You've made that up.”

“You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena)
That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)”

“I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet.
"You're like a potato!" I shouted after her. "In a minefield.”

“You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her.”

“You're late," she said, tapping her watch.
"No, you're just early.”

“No, you've got it all wrong, John." Reading his emotions, she shook her head. "You're not half the male you could be because of what was done to you. You're twice what anyone else is because you survived.”

“If I were running my business, I'd fire Rosie, I mean, I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers and say, "Rosie, you're fired."”

“When you're given a brilliant child you polish her and let her shine.
Pigs in Heaven”

“What are you, in love with her?" Travis says. "You're staring like an idiot."
The weird thing is, I think I am.”

“You shouldn't judge someone until you've walk a mile through an underground tunnel in her uncomfortable shoes”