
“Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
“Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. ”
“The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.”
Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)
Source: Factotum (1975), Ch. 73
Context: There were always men looking for jobs in America. There were always all these usable bodies. And I wanted to be a writer. Almost everybody was a writer. Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer. Of those fifty guys in the room, probably fifteen of them thought they were writers. Almost everybody used words and could write them down, i. e., almost everybody could be a writer. But most men, fortunately, aren't writers, or even cab drivers, and some men - many men - unfortunately aren't anything.
“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.”
Source: Vile Bodies (1930)
Source: Why Men Earn More (2005), p. 181.