“[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]”
Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire
Source: The Throne of Fire
Source: The Red Pyramid
“[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]”
Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire
Source: The Throne of Fire
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Source: Speech to the Savage Club, 9 June 1899, in Mark Twain's Speeches (1910), ed. William Dean Howells, pp. 277–278 http://books.google.com/books?id=7etXZ5Q17ngC&pg=PA277. (Possibly fabricated from a paraphrase in Aaron Watson, The Savage Club: a Medley of History, Anecdote, and Reminiscence (1907), pp. 126–129 http://books.google.com/books?id=B1cuAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA63)
“Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.”
Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books
“Oh, God,” Magnus said. “They’re dead. They’re all dead.”
Cassandra Clare book City of Heavenly Fire
Variant: Oh God.” said Magnus, “they’re dead. They’re all dead!
Source: City of Heavenly Fire
“God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don’t feel so well myself.”
Eugéne Ionesco (1909–1994) Romanian playwright
As quoted in Jewish American Literature : A Norton Anthology (2000) by Jules Chametzky, "Jewish Humor", p. 318