Source: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
“Your Worst Enemy Could Be Your Best Friend && Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy”
Source: The Goblin Quest Series, Goblin Hero (2007), Chapter 7 (p. 117)
“The voice was gentle, like a scalpel petting the short hairs of your throat.”
Source: A Fire Upon the Deep (1992), Chapter 5 (p. 51).
“Be good to your work, your word, and your friend.”
“Praise your friends, and let your friends praise you.”
The Dignity of Human Nature (1754)
“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
Author's Blessing
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Source: Practical Demonkeeping
Context: If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.
“Your telephone! Your friend Travis is in it!”
Source: A Kiss in Time
