“My boyfriend was insanely sexy, vampire or not, and I couldn't keep my hands off him.”

“A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, "Oh my God — I'm turning into my mother!"”

“Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.”

“Gregori strutted toward the door. "I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy." He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. "Too sexy!" He left with a flourish of his cape.”

“Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.”

“Boyfriends? In my life I have had three. Three. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's tomb.”

“My boyfriend and I are badasses.”

“Speaking of hope, did you see that shot Alec got off with his bow? That's my boyfriend.”

“Oh, man. You’re him. The cute and brooding vampire boyfriend.”
“She said I was cute and brooding?” I asked. “Never mind. Why can’t I reach her? Where is she?”

“I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow.”