
“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”
Source: Murder in Mesopotamia
“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”
“I'm not afraid of life and I'm not afraid of death: Dying's the bore.”
Statement at age 80 in The New York Times (3 April 1970)
Letter to John Page (15 July 1763); published in The Works of Thomas Jefferson (1905) http://oll.libertyfund.org/?option=com_staticxt&staticfile=show.php%3Ftitle=800&chapter=85791&layout=html&Itemid=27
1760s
Context: To begin an affair of that kind now, and carry it on so long a time in form, is by no means a proper plan … whatever assurances I may give her in private of my esteem for her, or whatever assurances I may ask in return from her, depend on it — they must be kept in private. Necessity will oblige me to proceed in a method which is not generally thought fair; that of treating with a ward before obtaining the approbation of her guardian. I say necessity will oblige me to it, because I never can bear to remain in suspense so long a time. If I am to succeed, the sooner I know it, the less uneasiness I shall have to go through. If I am to meet with a disappointment, the sooner I know it, the more of life I shall have to wear it off: and if I do meet with one, I hope in God, and verily believe; it will be the last.
“Boredom often stems from the lack of desire to reinvent oneself. Life is anything but boring.”
Google It: Total Information Awareness, 2016
“I keep hearing I'm a crazy party guy … I'm not. I'm boring… At least by party standards.”
As quoted in "A Conversation Runs Through It" by Bruce Handy in Time magazine (13 October 1997) http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,987166,00.html