“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”

“Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.
Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given over to one thought: food.
The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat.”

“For instance, the blood of hibernating arctic squirrels may supercool to minus 3 degrees, when it would normally congeal. The supercooled blood still flows, since it remains a liquid, but the slightest disturbance will cause it to freeze, killing the squirrel; therefore, you should not disturb hibernating arctic squirrels.”

“Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.”

“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.”

“WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It’s the Squirrel, you don’t ask questions.”

“Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.”

“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”

“The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.”

“This is a Tale about a tail — a tail that belonged to a little red squirrel, and his name was Nutkin.”