“… it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.'
'hello. Dave was BRITISH.”

“You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.”

“Never tell a lie when you can tell the truth.”

“You can never tell when princes will get squinty on you. You can never tell when they might suddenly feel their blood and go all royal.”

“Sometimes,” Sam says, “I can’t tell when you’re lying.”

“I never lie,” I lie.”

“The time period lying between command of goods of a higher order and possession of the corresponding goods of lower order can never be eliminated.”

“Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it”

“Don't. Tell me when, then. And before you say never, take a good look at me and tell me if you see a man who's easily deterred.”

“You never can tell with bees.”

“Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate”