“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”

“A few weeks ago, sitting in traffic -- bumper-to-bumper traffic in Atlanta -- the car in front of me has got a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jesus". I toot the horn a couple times, and the guy flipped me off.”

“When I came to New York it was the first time I'd ever taken a plane, the first time I'd ever gotten a taxi-cab, the first time for everything. And I came here with 35 dollars in my pocket. It was the bravest thing I'd ever done.”

“April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.”

“I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.”

“History of the New York Times, 1851-1921. Contributors: Elmer Davis - author. Publisher: New York Times.”

“Green, John. (2006). An Abundance of Katherines. New York, New York: Penguin Group, 228..”

“Green, John. (2012). The Fault in Our Stars. New York, New York: Penguin Group, 313..”

“The L. A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.”

“Interview, The New York Times, 1983”