“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

“And in that one grey hair I saw my whole life and I said "I think I need a hair.”

“By common consent grey hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.”

“Your nose hair… which is grey… is in my eye.”

“The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb grey hairs”

“There is only one cure for the evils which newly acquired freedom produces, and that cure is freedom.”

“Old folks love to seem wise- and if you are silly enough to correspond with grey hairs, take the consequence.”

“There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs — they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.”

“A silly society is a youth-obsessed society: To the Chinese, who appreciate the value of experience, the greater the ratio in a team of grey ‘hairs and no-hairs’ to ‘black hairs’—the faster and better a task will be completed. The opposite assumption obtains in the youth-obsessed U. S.”

“My hair is grey, but not with years,
Nor grew it white
In a single night,
As men's have grown from sudden fears.”