“You made your own jean shorts… with a butter knife?”

“Jean, Jean, you're young and alive
Come out of your half-dreamed dream
And run, if you will, to the top of the hill
Open your arms, bonnie Jean.”

“life is too short for fake butter or fake people.”

“5930. You lay on your Butter, as with a Trowel.”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“I tell ya, I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The other night a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn't a real professional job. There was butter on it.”

“There never was a good knife made of bad steel.”

“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. And they haven't even pulled the knife out much less heal the wound. They won't even admit the knife is there.”

“317. Be not a baker if your head be of butter.”

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”